Tuesday, February 8, 2011
Valentine's Day Cocktail Party
John Allan's and Mid America Club are hosting a Valentine's Day Cocktail Hour on Thursday, February 10th, from 6 to 8 pm. They're dishing out complimentary signature cocktails with Svedka Vodka and JM Rhum, along with chocolates from Godiva and free "mini full services". What's a mini full service, you ask? You can get a manicure on three fingers of your choice, a 5-second deep tissue massage, a nipple hair trim or a wind facial (they stick your head out of a window for 30 seconds).
I can't really complain because I definitely need a manicure. Yesterday while I was putting on one of my Avatar-blue gators I accidentally scratched it. I was so mad I had to run outside and smack the first person I saw. You should've seen the look on that Girl Scout's face. That trick better have my cookies by Friday!
Valentine's Day Cocktail Hour
Thursday, February 10 | 6 - 8 pm
111 W. Jackson Blvd
I didn't see anything about an RSVP but I might email them just in case. Contact firstname.lastname@example.org. (Update: RSVP not required)