Thursday, December 9, 2010

Michigan Ave Mag Holiday Party

Back away from the penny slots and get ready to get pretty sloshed! That was awful, I know. Michigan Avenue Magazine is having its In the Red Holiday Celebration on Thursday, 12/16/10 from 7 - 10pm at the Horseshoe Casino. I know what you're thinking, "The Horseshoe Casino ain't in the city fool!" You're right, but guess what? Shuttles will be available to transport you and the drunk cougar or sugar daddy that you hook up with, to and from the event.  I've received intel indicating that there's a free shuttle that departs at 6pm on Thursday from Tavern on Rush. It then departs Horseshoe at 9 or 11pm to come back to the city. Remember to Dress to Impress! RSVP and additional details below...

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Moe's Cantina Grand Opening

Moe's Cantina is a new Mexican tapas restaurant in River North serving the finest blah and blah blah...just come to the party and get you some free alcohol and enchilada croquettes.

CLICK HERE for RSVP and additional details.

Moe's Cantina River North
155 W. Kinzie
8pm - 2am
Thursday, December 9th

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

You're Welcome!

Apparently 2010 was a really good year for BASH EVENTS and now they want to thank you for it! How so, you ask? With FREE BEER, FREE CALL DRINKS and a FREE FOOD BUFFET! Usdaiasdfljksduwerad~:)...whoops, I'm sorry. It's hard to type in the midst of an orgasm. Head over to Benchwarmers in Wrigleyville on Thursday, December 16, from 7 - 9pm and let the fun begin! It seems like everyone in Wrigleyville had a good year. Oh wait, nevermind. Maybe next year, right?

(Good for 4 people!)

Do it for the Kids

Casey Moran's is having its Annual Customer Appreciation Party to give an awkward high-five to all of its loyal patrons. Make your way over to the sparsely populated neighborhood of Wrigleyville (today is SARCASM DAY!) on Thursday, December 9th, from 7 - 9 pm to gorge on appetizers and libations. Oh wait, there's one caveat. You'll have to pay $5 at the door or donate a new toy to get in. I don't know why the toy has to be new. Teddy Ruxpin is hotter than all the new crap these kids are playing with today! Real talk! Normally I only post free events but this one is is cheap and it's for a good cause. Proceeds will benefit The Children's Memorial Hospital. You know iThug loves the kids...kinda.

Questions? Call 773-755-4444

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Monday, December 6, 2010

Whole Foods Holiday Wine & Beer Festival

The Holiday Wine & Beer Festival is going down at Whole Foods on Thursday, December  9th from 4 - 8pm! Prepare your kidneys for an alcohol gangbang with over 300 wine and beer samples that will be available for your hedonistic pleasure. This event is free and there is no need to register...unless RSVP stands for Rapidly Sip Various Pinots. This one is going to get crowded so you might want to break out your Black Friday urban camping gear and pitch a tent near the magazine racks.

When: December 9th, 2010
Time: 4 - 8pm
Where: Whole Foods
1550 N Kingsbury St.
Chicago, IL 60622

Click link below to see official event details.

Wine and Dine at BOKA

"It smells like purple with the slightest hint of asbestos"
BOKA Restaurant is having a FREE wine tasting with complimentary appetizers on Tuesday, December 7th. They actually do this on a monthly basis so make sure you add it as a recurring event on your calendar. They'll have a contest where the person who has the most correct guesses during the blind tasting will receive a $100 gift certificate. I also heard that Don Imus will unveil a new bottle of cabernet sauvignon from his winery in Napa Valley called, you guessed it, "Napa Headed Hos". This is a STAY CLASSY EXCLUSIVE (not really)!

1729 N. Halsted
Call 312-337-6070 to RSVP
(I hear that you can just show up without RSVPing and still participate so do whatever helps you sleep at night...)

Friday, December 3, 2010

New Theme

Yes, I changed my theme. No, that is not Chicago in the background of the top banner. Is it still sexy? Yes! Give me some feedback and let me know what you think.

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Thursday, December 2, 2010

Dear Thrillist, You Complete Me

I hope you're ready for another night of "I can't feel my face! LOL!" Thrillist's second annual Windy City Holiday Party is going down on Wednesday, December 15th from 7 - 10pm at Old Town Social. My best friends, Don Julio and Ciroc Obama, are gonna be there and you know it's always a party when they show up! DJ Whose Ipod Is This? will be spinning all night and Old Town Social will be serving passed hors d'ouevres, hopefully made with plenty of bread, crackers and/or cardboard to absorb all of the premium liquor.

When: Wednesday, 12/15/2010
Time: 7 - 10pm
Where: Old Town Social (455 W. North Avenue; about 2 blocks from the Brown Line Sedgwick stop)

Click here to RSVP!