Friday, December 16, 2011

The Gallery Fridays at Y-Bar

Gallery Friday at Y-Bar is about to be off the hizzle dizzle (adding -izzle to random words is still cool right?) Bring a toy donation for the Toys for Tots charity and indulge in a hosted Belvedere cocktail reception with sexy house music TONIGHT from 10 PM to 12 AM.

BONUS: Complimentary sushi will be provided by Union Sushi + Barbeque Bar. Free sushi AND cocktails on a Friday?! I just pee'd a little bit.

Gallery Friday @ Y Bar
Friday, December 16 | 10 PM - 12 AM
224 W. Ontario St


*You and your guest(s) must arrive before 11 PM for complimentary admission. State that you are on "GLOBAL ADRENALINE'S" Guest List upon arrival. Dress Code is strictly enforced. That means NO zebra print jeggings for anyone except Lil Wayne.

Silver Room Anniversary Party

The Silver Room is having its 14 Year Anniversary Party TONIGHT at 7 PM! Wow, if this place is around for another 14 years it can host "Welcome Back" party with Rod Blagojevich. Drinks and food should be complimentary.

The Silver Room 14 Year Anniversary Party
Friday, December 16 | 7 PM - 12 AM
1442 N. Milwaukee Ave

Text "tsr" to 55469 to RSVP

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Cram Naughty & Nice Party

Cram is hosting the annual "Naughty & Nice Party" TONIGHT in the Cram for men and Cram for women stores Lakeview. This event will include free alcohol, giveaways and scantily clad men (you don't want to know what's stuffed in their stockings). The first 30 people to show up receive goodie bags and everyone is encouraged to enter the drawing where they'll be giving away Hudson Denim, gift certificates from Tim Weber and accessories from Diesel.

Cram Naughty & Nice Party
Thursday, December 15 | 8 PM
3343 N. Broadway Ave

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

FREE Burger King Fries

Burger King is revamping one of its recipes yet again with the introduction of a new "thicker, reduced sodium fry with an added coating that makes them crispier and keeps them hotter longer." If you want to try them out you can do so for FREE on Friday, December 16th, when Burger King will give out a free "value size" order of fries to customers, with no purchase necessary. In other news, McDonald's stills wins.


Monday, December 12, 2011


Certainly by now, all four of my readers (Hey Mom!) have noticed some changes to my blog. Apparently something went awry with my previous layout and it no longer displays properly. I suppose a redesign was well overdue anyway. Maybe this time I'll start from scratch instead of searching for "premium" templates that are probably already installed on a hundred other blogs that no one reads. I'll continue to post free events, of course, but you can expect some design updates in the near future. Feel free to email me ( or comment on this post with encouraging feedback and/or sexual innuendos in the form of double entendres that may or may not be palindromes.

Friday, December 9, 2011

100 Best Party

I'm not down with this "check-in" craze that's currently being embraced by all of the social networks. I don't need people knowing where I am or what I'm doing. I got warrants! I can't have The Feds popping up when I least expect it. Of course I don't speak for everyone. If you're down with having people all up in your business, this is for you. Time Out Chicago and Foursquare are teaming up to offer exclusive deals that can only be accessed if you are awarded the Time Out Chicago "100 Best" badge on Foursquare. First up is the 100 Best Party at The Bedford featuring The Bedford Bloody cocktail and complimentary appetizers. Unfortuantely I'm not a big fan of Bloody Marys. The only things that I like bloody are my steaks, zombie movies, and boxing/MMA fights.

To unlock the badge you'll have to follow Time Out Chicago on Foursquare and check in to two (2) venues from their 100 Best list. Click HERE to see their 100 Best list. Technically you can RSVP before you receive your 100 Best badge, but you'll be required to show it in order to gain entry to the event.

100 Best Party
Thursday, January 12 | 7- 9 PM
The Bedford
1612 West Division St

Click HERE to RSVP

Thursday, December 8, 2011

A Shave and a Cocktail from Topman

Topman and UrbanDaddy have teamed up to help some of you fellas get snazzy for the holidays. Head over to Topman TONIGHT for a beard shave, complimentary Gentleman Jack cocktails, and a 20% discount when you spend $200 or more. The European-Emo skinny boy look is so hot right now!

A Shave and a Cocktail
Thursday, December 8th | 6-9 PM
830 N Michigan Ave (at Pearson)

Click HERE to RSVP

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Kiehl's Grand Opening

The new flagship Kiehl's store on The Mag Mile is celebrating its Grand Opening with a celebration on Friday, December 9th. There's no free alcohol at this event (why the hell am I even posting this?) but there will be free "karnival"inspired snacks, giveaways, jugglers, a photo booth AND a balloon twister! Wait, a balloon twister is a hand job with a condom on right?

Kiehl's Grand Opening
Friday, December 9 | 4 - 7 PM
The Shops at North Bridge
512 Michigan Ave, Suite 112

Tuesday, December 6, 2011


Kryolan City Chicago is hosting a soiree with professional makeup artists from Illamasqua ( along with complimentary cocktails, hors d'oeuvres, and complimentary mini makeovers on Thursday, December 8th. Ladies, if you've been waiting to find out how you can wow your man with that sexy Cirque du Soleil-esque creepy prostitute mime look, your prayers have been answered!

Thursday, December 8 | 6 - 8 PM
Kryolan City Chicago
2034 N. Halsted St


Spa Party

To celebrate the worst season of the year, Kiva Day Spa is providing complimentary salon and spa services and refreshments on Wednesday, December 7th. If you're like me, wondering if the word "refreshments" is another way of saying "happy endings", the answer is no. Google search has failed me again!

Kiva Day Spa Party
Wednesday, December 7 | 4 - 9 PM
Kiva Day Spa
196 E. Pearson St

Reyka Vodka Presents: Iceland Wants to Buy You a Drink!

Reyka Vodka recently won the IWSC (International Wine & Spirit Competition) Vodka Trophy and to celebrate, it's hosting a crazy party in TWO locations, TONIGHT, with FREE Reyka vodka and a performance by Iceland's own "Jeff Who?" (11 PM)! I was actually hoping for a performance by Björk. No one can rock a swan dress like she can.

First Reyka Party Location
Tuesday, December 6th | 7- 9 PM
The Anthem
1725 W Division St

Second Reyka Party Location
Tuesday, Dec 6th | 10 PM - 12 AM
The Bedford (Down in CVS Basement)
1612 W Division (One block east of The Anthem)

RSVP for both events here:

Monday, December 5, 2011

CISC Holiday Party

The Chicago Interactive Social Club (CISC) is throwing a Holiday Party at The Underground on Thursday, December 8th. Usually these CISC networking events include free drinks for the first hour, light appetizers, and repeated violations of personal space. This time there are supposed to be a few "surprises" so perhaps they'll make things interesting.

Nevertheless I can assure you The Underground will be PACKED. You better get there well before 8 PM and get in line or else you might end up at the mercy of bouncers who take joy in seeing how long they can make you suffer. Of course that never works on me, due to my extreme will power. One time I was outside long enough for my pubes to freeze but I stuck it out. And yes, it was totally worth it when I walked in the club during last call.

There's no cover but make sure you RSVP for entry.

CISC Holiday Party
Thursday, December 8 | 8 - 10 PM
The Underground
56 W. Illinois St


Cheekiest Holiday Indulgence

Cheeky invites you to the Cheekiest Holiday Indulgence at Calypso St. Barth on Wednesday, December 7th. Sip cocktails and swallow cupcakes whole while you shop and receive 20% off of your entire purchase. Calypso St. Barth sounds like a tropical resort, but it's actually a clothing line filled with yuppie-chic outfits that can only be worn without shoes. RSVP if you're interested.

Cheekiest Holiday Indulgence
Wednesday, December 7 | 7 - 9 PM
Calypso St. Barth
50 East Oak Street


Friday, December 2, 2011

Thrillist Chicago Holiday Party

Thrillist and Stoli are hosting a sexy Holiday Party at Tzar's Ultra Lounge on Wednesday, December 14th! This is your chance to try out the new Stoli Chocolat Razberi Vodka that all the gangstas are raving about. Stoli Chocolat Razberi mixed with Malibu Rum and Apple Pucker is the most hardcore drink you can have right now. I like to dip the rim of my martini glass in sugar and drop a couple raspberries in the glass to really show that I just don't give a f*ck.

Thrillist Chicago Holiday Party
Wednesday, December 14 | 7 - 10 PM
Tzar Ultra Lounge
215 W. Ontario St.

Click HERE to RSVP!