Monday, October 3, 2011

Fit Girl Studio Grand Opening

Ladies, are you in search of a sugar daddy, but worried that your muffin top is only attracting bums who still live with their parents? Well first of all, you should be ashamed of yourself because those "bums" may have fallen on hard times due to circumstances that were NOT under their control (e.g. avaricious baby mamas or Stripclub Addiction Disorder) and second, you go to hell!

Anyway, the Fit Girl Studio Grand Opening is taking place on Thursday, October 6. Perhaps some attendees may be inspired to lose weight so they can finally snag a wealthy older gentleman who can buy them authentic human hair weaves and afford upscale eateries like Corner Bakery and Wow Bao.

Fit Girl Studio Grand Opening
Thursday, October 6 | 6 - 8 PM
1642 Maple Avenue, Evanston, IL

RSVP to or 773.661.0700

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