Thursday, August 11, 2011

Chicago Luxury Beds Renovation Celebration

Chicago Luxury Beds was recently renovated and you're invited to the celebration on Wednesday, August 24th. Chicago Home & Garden editor, Jan Parr, will be on-hand to talk about something I won't hear because I'll be too inebriated to pay attention. Cocktails and tasty hors d'oeuvres will be served and there will be plenty of soft places to lie on, or get laid on, depending on how your night typically fares after a few drinks. FYI--passing out from too much drinking in a high-class bed store does not exempt you from waking up with an anatomically correct vagina drawn on your forehead with a permanent marker.

Chicago Luxury Bed Renovation Celebration
Wednesday, August 24 | 5 PM
440 N. Wells St.


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