Bombay Sapphire Artisan Series

Check out the Bombay Sapphire Artisan Series at the Gallery Guichard in Bronzeville on Saturday, October 15^th. Two artists will be selected to exhibit in Miami at Art Basel, the International Art Show. There will be a private cocktail reception from 6 – 9 PM including passed appetizers. Nothing makes me appreciate art more than gin and juice...and nudity.

Bombay Sapphire Artisan Series

Saturday, October 15 | 6 – 9 PM

Gallery Guichard

3521 South Martin Luther King Drive

RSVP by 10/13 to Chicago@Sapphireart.com

Dewar's Scotch Tasting

Dewar’s Discovery will be in Chicago from 10/19/11 to 10/23/11 for a Private Tasting Event! If you haven’t been to a Dewar’s tasting event you should definitely check this out. You’ll have a chance to make your own blend of scotch, which will probably taste terrible. If the presentation is too boring for you I’m sure the tipsy cougars who will be seated at your table will provide plenty of entertainment.

Dewar's Discovery Private Tasting

Wednesday, October 19 - Sunday, October 23

Location: TBD

Click HERE to RSVP

Strange Beauty Show Five-Year Anniversary

Strange Beauty Show, a salon and art gallery in Wicker Park, will be celebrating it's Five-Year Anniversary on Saturday, October 15th! This event will feature a hair showcase displaying all of the latest styles like the Jermaine Jackson Signature Pompadour Fade or the Crazy Cat Lady, popularized by Helena Bonham Carter. There will also be an art exhibition by Brett Whitacre with music provided by DJ Orville Kline. Last but not least, complimentary beverages and appetizers will be served. Proceeds from art sales and other services will benefit the Gay, Lesbian and Straight Education Network.

Strange Beauty Show Five-Year Anniversary
Saturday, October 15 | 7 - 10PM
Strange Beauty Show Salon
1118 North Ashland Avenue

No RSVP required

Red Bull and Vodka

Premier Event Marketing (PEM) is throwing a party at Jbar featuring a FREE VODKA and RED BULL Cocktail Reception on Friday, October 14th! The cocktail reception only lasts from 10 - 11 PM so hopefully you'll have enough time to get trashed/pumped in time for DJ Stonerokk's epic performance. Apparently this DJ has some connection to Heidi Klum, George Clooney, and Drew Barrymore? Is that supposed to negate the douchiness of his moustache? Everyone who attends will also receive access to the exclusive afterparty at STAY Lounge!

Premier Red Bull Party
Friday, October 14th | 9:30 PM - 2:00 AM
Jbar Chicago | James Hotel
610 North Rush Street

To RSVP Email RSVP@PEMChicago.com or Text Your Name To 847-989-3743

Sebastian Grey 1801 Club

Sebastian Grey Clothiers is hosting an event at the illustrious Chivas 1801 Club on Friday, October 14th. I doubt this will be any different from the previous events that have taken place in that immaculate mansion, but who cares? It's impossible to go wrong with free scotch, cigars, and hors d'ouevres...unless you hate America! Freedom isn't free, but the valet parking is so get on the list and get ready to party!

Sebastian Grey 1801 Club
Friday, October 14 | 6 - 9:30 PM
My Bachelor Pad | 1424 W. Ohio

RSVP to events@zapwater.com
(250 person capacity. Guest list will close 24 hours prior to event)

Amstel Light Happy Hour

Myopenbar, Flavorpill, and Amstel Light are sponsoring a free happy hour with, you guessed it, Amstel Light! Head over to Subterranean for free booze and appetizers TONIGHT from 6 - 9 PM.  You can also jitterbug all night long to the sexy beats provided by DJ Olin.

Amstel Light Happy Hour
Wednesday, October 12 | 6 - 9 PM
Subterranean
2011 W. North Ave

RSVP at http://flavorpill.com/thehookup/happyhour/chi/rsvp.html

The Mystery of Vision

Ubu Fine Art presents The Mystery of Vision on Thursday, October 27th. RSVP to attend the cocktail reception and meet Yang Yang, the artist behind the glorious artwork displayed above. How do you interpret this masterpiece? I'm fairly certain it's a buffalo horse being ridden by a man whose legs resemble baked chicken wings. Additionally there's a crow on his arm that's causing a bad allergic reaction. The message is pretty clear here folks. It's all about global warming. And chicken.

The Mystery of Vision
Thursday, October 27 | 5 - 9 PM
Geneva Seal
112 E. Oak St

RSVP to 866-922-6236

Picture This!

Do you have a design dilemma? I certainly do. The stripper pole in my living room is definitely a nice touch, but I'm afraid the gold polish doesn't match the rest of my décor (i.e. my platinum jacuzzi couch). Luckily I'll have a chance to seek professional help at Picture This, a wonderfully informative event presented by Chicago Home + Garden and the American Society of Interior Designers.

Bring pictures of your latest design dilemma and receive free, in-person advice from an ASID designer. This event takes place on Tuesday, October 11th at The Chopping Block in The Merchandise Mart. Cocktails and little things to nibble on will also be served.

PICTURE THIS presented by Chicago Home + Garden and ASID
Tuesday, October 11 | 6 - 8 PM
The Chopping Block | Merchandise Mart Plaza; Suite 107

RSVP at chicagohomemag.com/picturethis

John Allan's Presents...

John Allan's Chicago is hosting a little soiree to welcome "customer clothier" Nicholas Joseph and "tree artist" Bruce Burton to the the club. Guests at this event can expect a trunk show, art signing, signature cocktails, appetizers, and mini grooming services.

Maybe it's just me, but this event appears to be lacking the manliness factor. They might want to consider adding a mixed martial arts cage fight between two bikini clad models covered in chili. Or how about an assault rifle demonstration presented by bikini-clad models covered in chili? A simple chili cook-off with bikini-clad models would also suffice, as long as they all end up covered in chili at some point.

John Allan's Welcomes Nicholas Joseph and Bruce Burton
Thursday, October 6 | 6 - 9 PM
111 W. Jackson Blvd, Penthouse Suite

RSVP to JAchicago@JohnAllans.com

Fit Girl Studio Grand Opening

Ladies, are you in search of a sugar daddy, but worried that your muffin top is only attracting bums who still live with their parents? Well first of all, you should be ashamed of yourself because those "bums" may have fallen on hard times due to circumstances that were NOT under their control (e.g. avaricious baby mamas or Stripclub Addiction Disorder) and second, you go to hell!

Anyway, the Fit Girl Studio Grand Opening is taking place on Thursday, October 6. Perhaps some attendees may be inspired to lose weight so they can finally snag a wealthy older gentleman who can buy them authentic human hair weaves and afford upscale eateries like Corner Bakery and Wow Bao.

Fit Girl Studio Grand Opening
Thursday, October 6 | 6 - 8 PM
1642 Maple Avenue, Evanston, IL

RSVP to rsvp@skirtpr.com or 773.661.0700