Free Booze at Division Ale House

THIS JUST IN! Division Ale House in Wicker Park is celebrating its anniversary TONIGHT with two hours of complimentary Guinness AND vodka-lemonade! I'll give you a second to reassemble your skull fragments after having your mind blown...

A bluegrass band will also be there to perform songs that aren't appropriate for The Dougie, but I'll be damned if I don't do it anyway!

Division Ale House Anniversary party
Thursday, July 26 | 7 - 9 PM
1942 W. Division St

No RSVP required

Reform Chicago Studio Six-Month Anniversary

Sexy pilates studio Reform Chicago is hosting a snazzy cocktail party to celebrate its Six-Month Anniversary on Friday, May 18th. Please remember that alcohol and pilates equipment DO NOT MIX. LSD and pilates, however, complement each other surprisingly well. 

Reform Chicago Studio Six-Month Anniversary
Friday, May 18, 2012 | 7 PM - 10 PM
233 W. Huron St.

No RSVP required. Go HERE for more info.

The CISC 2 Year Anniversary Event

Chicago Interactive Social Club (CISC) is celebrating its Two Year Anniversary at EPIC Lounge on Thursday, April 19th. Prepare your self for free booze (probably), appetizers (hopefully), and profound discussions about the newest developments in tech like interactive anime porn apps for tablets. You'd be amazed at what you can do with a stylus these days.

CISC 2 Year Anniversary Event
Thursday, April 19th | 6 - 8 PM
EPIC Lounge
112 West Hubbard Street

Click HERE to RSVP

Bash Events Customer Appreciation Party

FREE BEER!!! Does anything else need to be said? Those two words would surely prompt New England Patriots Tight End Rob Gronkowski to dance shirtless on a bar table. Hell, I bet you'd do more for much less. I once shaved off my eyebrows and glued them to my face to create a fake Fu Manchu Mustache just so I could get a Krispy Kreme donut! Was it worth it? Absolutely! RSVP for Bash Events' Customer Appreciation Party on Friday, February 10th at Derby Bar & Grill.

Bash Events Customer Appreciation party
Friday, February 10 | 6 - 8 PM
Derby Bar & Grill
1224 W. Webster

RSVP to party@bashevents.com

Silver Room Anniversary Party

The Silver Room is having its 14 Year Anniversary Party TONIGHT at 7 PM! Wow, if this place is around for another 14 years it can host "Welcome Back" party with Rod Blagojevich. Drinks and food should be complimentary.

The Silver Room 14 Year Anniversary Party
Friday, December 16 | 7 PM - 12 AM
1442 N. Milwaukee Ave

Text "tsr" to 55469 to RSVP

Shrine Haberdashery One Year Anniversary

Shrine Haberdashery is celebrating its One Year Anniversary on Thursday, November 17th in the James Hotel! This event will feature 1920s style cocktails and appetizers (e.g. Prohibition Punch and Communist Croquettes), live entertainment and a fashion show.

Shrine Haberdashery One Year Anniversary
Thursday, November 17 | 7 - 9 PM
The Grand Room at the James Hotel
55 E. Ontario St

RSVP to rsvp@shrinestyle.com by November 14, 2011. (Obviously the registration deadline was yesterday but I just found out about it. Don't email me death threats if you don't get accepted!)

Apartment Number 9 Tenth Anniversary

Apartment Number 9 is celebrating its Tenth Anniversary by hosting a Rag & Bone pop-up shop on Friday, November 18th. Wasn't Rag & Bone a member of Bone Thugs-N-Harmony? Free cocktails and snacks will be served and shoppers will receive a 20% discount on all Rag & Bone purchases (offer good through 11/20).

Apartment Number 9 Tenth Anniversary
Friday, November 18 | 5 - 8 PM
1804 N. Damen Ave

Cityblue Apparel & Denim Second Anniversary Party

Cityblue Apparel & Denim is hosting its Second Anniversary Party on  Friday, November 11th from 7 to 9 p.m. The event will include cocktails, hors d’oeuvres, gift bags, and a raffle! Shoppers will also receive a 20% discount when they buy stuff! I went to the first anniversary party and got a tad wasted. I woke up the next morning wearing nothing but a stylish, raccoon vest (only $304) and one leather pant leg. I hope that image runs through your head all day long.

Cityblue Apparel & Denim Second Anniversary Party
Friday, November 11 | 7 - 9 PM
1444 N. Wells St

RSVP to caroline@bettiebombpr.com by 12 PM. on Friday, November 11

Strange Beauty Show Five-Year Anniversary

Strange Beauty Show, a salon and art gallery in Wicker Park, will be celebrating it's Five-Year Anniversary on Saturday, October 15th! This event will feature a hair showcase displaying all of the latest styles like the Jermaine Jackson Signature Pompadour Fade or the Crazy Cat Lady, popularized by Helena Bonham Carter. There will also be an art exhibition by Brett Whitacre with music provided by DJ Orville Kline. Last but not least, complimentary beverages and appetizers will be served. Proceeds from art sales and other services will benefit the Gay, Lesbian and Straight Education Network.

Strange Beauty Show Five-Year Anniversary
Saturday, October 15 | 7 - 10PM
Strange Beauty Show Salon
1118 North Ashland Avenue

No RSVP required

HALO Anniversary Party

The HALO [For Men] 6-Year Anniversary Party is about to blow your argyle socks off on Friday, September 23rd! Instead of cramping everyone in a tiny salon this event will be hosted at "one of Chicago's poshest private homes"! Here's what you can look forward to if you attend this manly soiree:

• Poker Tables with professional dealers
• Pool Tables
• Outdoor Putting Green
• Foosball Tables
• Chivas Regal tasting selections - including 12 year, 18 year and 25 year old whiskeys with on-site expert and Brand Ambassador
• Specialty Cocktails
• Appetizers
• Custom-made Barber Chair Shaped Cake from Tipsy Cake
• Tesa Cigars
• Door prizes & raffles
• Complimentary Valet Parking
• Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Men
• Douchebags with Cigars
• Hair gel bikini wrestling
• Et cetera!

Halo for Men 6-Year Anniversary Party

Friday, September 23 | 6 PM - 9:30 PM

1424 W. Ohio

 

RSVP to events@zapwater.com.  250 person capacity. Guest list will close 24 hours prior to event.

Division Ale House 2-Year Anniversary Party

Division Ale House, your favorite Irish bar and grill in Wicker Park, is celebrating its Two Year Anniversary TONIGHT with complimentary vodka, Green Line beer, sliders and corned beef rolls. RSVP immediately for free booze and good food. Have an Irish Car Battery* for me!

Division Ale House Second Anniversary Party
Thursday, July 28 | 7 - 9 PM
Division Ale House
1942 W. Division St. (at Damen)

Click HERE to RSVP 

*The actual name of the drink is "Irish Car Bomb" but saying that in public is a direct violation of the PATRIOT Act. Crap, I've said too much! Tell my mama I love her!

Original Penguin 3-Year Anniversary Party

Original Penguin (originalpenguin.com) is celebrating its Three-Year Anniversary at its flagship Chicago store on Thursday, July 21, from 6 to 9 p.m. Free music, cocktails, and appetizers will be served and patrons will receive a discount of up to 25% on certain items. Due to the heat wave there will be no penguins at this event. Camels, however, will be in full effect.

Original Penguin 3-Year Anniversary
Thursday, July 21 | 6:00 - 9:00 PM
901 N. Rush St

RSVP to 312-475-0792

Market 2-Year Anniversary

Market is celebrating its 2-Year Anniversary with a 3-day luxury car orgy and smorgasbord of free alcohol. Check the itinerary below and RSVP if you can make it to any of the events.

Thursday, May 19 | 6 PM
Market Launches Craft Beer Week
Complimentary local craft beer tasting through Sam Adams brewery

Friday, May 20 | 6 PM
Ketel One Paint the Patio Party
Open hosted bar and complimentary passed hors d'oeuvres

Saturday, May 21 | 6 PM
Svedka Garden Party
Pitcher concoctions and complimentary passed hors d'oeuvres

All three days luxury cars from Bentley Gold Coast will be on display:
-2011 Rolls-Royce Ghost
-2012 Bentley Continental GT
-2011 Lamborghini Gallardo Superleggera Spyder Perfumante

Market Two-Year Anniversary
May 19 - 21 | 6 PM
1113 W. Randolph

For reservations please contact events@marketbarchicago.com or 312.929.4787