Objets d'Envy is hosting a "Sparkly Happy Hour" for all of its wonderful customers on Thursday, November 3rd at Province. Check out all of the new jewelry, receive discounts on certain pieces, and nibble on appetizers lovingly prepared by Chef Randy. Chef Randy sounds like the name of a recurring character in a series of British porno movies that I totally don't have saved on my computer. Patrons will also receive a free specialty cocktail with any purchase. Wait a minute, do you only receive a free drink if you buy something?? What kind of socialist happy hour is this?! This is America! I drink first and then I shoplift buy stuff!
Objets d'Envy Sparkly Happy Hour
Thursday, November 3 | 5:30 - 7:30 PM
161 N. Jefferson (Between Lake and Randolph)