Lexus First Look

I know I'm super late with posting this but there's still time to enter! RSVP quickly to check out the new 2013 Lexus GS at the Lexus First Look event taking place at Chicago Illuminating Company (South Loop represent!) on Thursday, February 9th! I don't see any mention of cocktails or appetizers on the website but a classy shindig like this has to have them. It just has to! Tony Arazdon will provide the soundtrack and DJ Mia Moretti and Violinist Caitlin Moe are slated to perform as well.

Admission to this event is not guaranteed until you receive a confirmation email so cross your fingers and kegel as hard as you can and maybe you might get accepted. If you're willing to throw some money around you might be able to gain VIP access. The website indicates that "limited VIP tables are available and include seating, strolling Asian fare, two (2) bottles of sponsored premium vodka, one (1) bottle of champagne and guaranteed admission." By "strolling Asian fare" do they mean promiscuous Geishas? Does the VIP table also include one (1) happy ending? Please invite me to your table so I can find out!

Lexus First Look
Thursday, February 9 | 9 PM
Chicago Illuminating Company
19 E. 21st St

Click HERE to RSVP