Tuesday, November 30, 2010


At first I thought this event was called "Winterscape" and I was confused because it is well known that winterscaping is the act of trimming your "nether hairs" into winter-inspired designs like snowflakes and christmas trees. Fortunately, I was mistaken...

Vitaminwater is sponsoring a sexy party at the W Hotel on Friday, 12/3/10. Hip Hop extraordinaire Lupe Fiasco will be on the turntables and there should be plenty of nutrient-enhanced tap water for you to drink after peeing the night away due to too many UV Vodka (hooray for liqour sponsors!) and tonics.  Why are you still reading this? Click the link below and RSVP NOW!

My Favorite Cologne is Scotch

I'm making a list and checking it twice:

Booze - CHECK
Food - CHECK
Blues - CHECK
Expensive perfume to distract the ladies from my booze smell - CHECK

Happy Holidays!

Saks Fifth Ave
Tuesday, December 14th
6 - 8pm

To RSVP shoot an email to RSVPchicago@s5a.com and specify "The Chicago Lighthouse"

Friday, November 26, 2010

iThug Love the Kids...Kinda

Head over to SUNDA in River North today with something for their holiday toy drive--I recommend a female condom or a bag of dead leaves--and receive a $20 gift card that you can use toward dinner. The toy drive runs through December 10th but they're having a cocktail reception TONIGHT, 11/26, from 5-7pm. What are you waiting for?? Click the link for more details!

NBA Jamboree

Put your thrice reheated Thanksgiving leftovers down and RSVP to see Kyle Korver, of the Chicago Bulls, at PHLI Store in Hyde Park. This event is sponsored by EA, Vitamin Water and Goose Island (BEER!) for the launch of the new NBA JAM game. See more details below...

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Deck the Halls with Shots of Vodka

Ohhh snap! Svedka Vodka and CS Magazine have teamed up once again to enable my mid-week alcoholism. Be there or be sober!

RSVP: RSVPCHICAGO@modernluxury.com

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Inebriated Inception

Time Out Chicago is sponsoring a screening of INCEPTION along with free booze, appetizers and music at Room 1520, one of the hottest new lofts in the West Loop! Is this a dream? Or is it a dream within a dream? Or is it a dream within a wet dream of I Dream of Genie?? I don't know but I'm pumped! I already saw the movie when it came out but it's certainly good enough for another viewing. Click HERE to RSVP!

Monday, November 22, 2010

Friday, November 19, 2010

Liquor in Wicker Park

Connect (art gallery? boutique? hermaphrodite social club?) is celebrating its second birthday. Head to Wicker Park for free cocktails, music and fashion.
1330 North Milwaukee Ave. Chicago, IL 60622
I have no idea when this starts. I had to do a google search just to find the damn address!

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Volt or Die!

Surely by now you’ve heard of the Chevy Volt, right? GM’s first foray into the vehicular apocalypse of the future? Well get ready to drive that mofo at the Chevy Volt Exclusive Test Drive Experience All Up In Yo Face Event this Thursday! Have a few drinks, eat a couple snacks and whip that baby around the parking lot like a coked up soccer mom! Of course you should make sure you do each of those things in the exact opposite order in which I mentioned them...unless you’re a bad ass. Live music will also be provided and you’ll have a chance to meet Mike Senese from the Science Channel (WOWWOWWOW!). RSVP and details below!

Deliciously Vintage Boutique

Deliciously Vintage Boutique owners & Celeb  Fashion Stylists Law Roach and Siobhan Strong (awful/brilliant pornstar names?) invite you to join them in celebrating the launch of the revamped website for http://www.dvchicago.com/ and to preview the Winter Lookbook with their glam squad of: Tia Dantzler, Rukey Styles and Christopher & Blaq of Impakt Studios. Guests will enjoy complimentary cocktails and light appetizers.

If you’re like me you probably didn’t read or understand anything that I copied and pasted besides the last sentence. The NSFW flyer and RSVP details are below... 

Shop Till You're Hungover

Get yo wine and cheese on at Mali Jewelry (204 N. Michigan Ave.; 312-263-0326, malijewelry.com) on Friday, November 19th, from 5 to 9 p.m.; 25 percent off event proceeds go to YWCA-Chicago. I hope they have some nacho cheese so I can pour it inside my bag of Flaming Hot Cheetos.

For its one-year anniversary, M4Men (3525 N. Southport Ave.; 773-698-6407) takes up to 40 percent off merchandise and offers free gifts, drinks, snacks, and giveaways on Saturday, November 20th.

NoteworthyNotes (3629 N. Halsted St.; 773-661-1333, noteworthynotes.com) celebrates ten years with up to 40 percent off Thursday, November 18th, to Saturday, November 20th. The shop also features a cocktail reception on Thursday, November 18th, from 5:30 to 7 p.m. Nothing gets me pumped like martinis and personalized stationery to ruin with my spilled martinis.

Monday, November 15, 2010

Cynthia Rowley - Shoppin and Sippin

Skirt Public Relations is hosting a private shopping party at Cynthia Rowley with free cocktails on Thursday, 11/18/10 from 6-8pm.


Shopping and drinking, like shaving and dancing, is a dangerous combination. You start off having fun, but it always ends in bloodshed. Click below to RSVP if you’re interested.

Three Aces - Grand Opening Party

The grand opening party for Three Aces (1321 W. Taylor Street) is taking place on Thursday, November 18th.
There will be an OPEN BAR however it’s only open from 7 – 8pm. You know what that means, right? Get there early and don’t be ashamed to double fist.  Hors d’oeuvres will be passed around as well so get ready to stuff yourself with bleu cheese pork belly buttons on multigrain crackers. RSVP is required (click below).